Call me old-fashioned...
but there was a time when a picture like this
meant one of a few things. Please choose the best answer.
The photographer:
a) was short
b) found the bride's secret flask
c) was the groom's zany, laugh-a-minute Uncle Morty (pull my finger, kid)
d) wasn't a photographer at all
e) all of the above
If you chose a, b, c, d or e...you'd be WRONG!
Unlike the Headless Horseman...
or the Headless Chicken...
the Headless Human is an ARTFORM
in Picasso-esque photo wizardry.
But before you mock this creative genius, just think about the possibilities.
Imagine, if you will, the usefulness of such art in the hands of a certain segment of the population:
*Living in sin and can't find a way to tell Mom & Dad?
*Lost your wedding photos in a freak vacuuming incident?
*Want to show your ex that he/she is soooo yesterday?
THE INSTA-WEDDING
Just download pics...insert heads and...VOILA...
Instant Bride & Groom
Instant Groom's Family
Instant Bride's Family
Instant Bridesmaids
and you guessed it...Instant Groomsmen.
Instant Aunt Greta
and Instant Revellers.
The only humans exempt from this headless atrocity are...
The Children
with their Cherubic Faces! (thank heavens)
But just when you think this will be a FACELESS, HEARTLESS, HEADLESS BLOGPOST...
even Picasso couldn't have captured SOUL like this...
or MIRTH like this!
Moral of the story: Don't forget to INSERT the heads.
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